"I remember the first time I came to your restaurant, I was a freshman in high school. My father was appalled that I had never tried Penn before so we went there for dinner to go over plans for a science project. I ordered the Italian sub, not knowing that it would forever change my life. It is the single most delicious food I have ever eaten. It's so good that I have yet to order anything else from the menu because it is literally the perfect sub. Congratulations, you have created the epitome of food."

Alex